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Joe asked his wilderness training instructor, "What's the most important thing to take on a solo hiking trip?" He responded, "Simple, Joe: a martini mixer, a stirrer, gin, vermouth, and olives." "What?" asked a bewildered Joe. "That's crazy!" The instructor continued, "Look, Joe, if you ever get lost and are all alone in the wilderness, just start to make yourself a martini. Within ten seconds, somebody will show up and say, "That's not how you make a martini!' ''
A guy picked up an attractive young woman and she took him back to her place. "Don't make any noise," she warned him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out, they'll kill both of us!" Things went well on the sofa, but soon the alcohol got the better of his bladder. "I gotta go," he said. "Bad!" She grimaced. "Well, you can't go upstairs; it's right beside my parents' bedroom. And there's no toilet down here. Use the kitchen sink." He did. But a few minutes later, he stuck his head around the corner and asked, "Got any toilet paper?"
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