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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
How is Microsoft like a halter top? Both offer little support!
A man went out with his buddies for a night on the town, ending up in a house of ill repute. A week later, he was at his doctor's office, complaining about the large green lump on the end of his pen¡s. After a thorough exam, the doctor consulted a large book, flicking through it until he finally looked up. "I'm afraid this is quite serious. You know how boxers get cauliflower ear?" "Yeah." The doctor concluded, "Well, it seems you've developed a brothel sprout!"
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