[cyberjoke3000] July 2, 2010

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Jed R. Feiman sends along the website of David Thorne. I recommended his long email trail called "Simon's Pie Charts" a while back. Now he has a whole site full of similar humor. Check it out, especially "Missing Missy" and "Permission Slip."
http://www.27bslash6.com

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A couple decided to walk to the post office to pick up their mail. But when they got outside, the wife realized that she'd forgotten her sunglasses, so she went back in for them. When she got back outside, he said he'd forgotten his wallet, so he went back in to get it. They got as far as the sidewalk when she remembered she didn't have the mailbox key. Starting out for a fourth time, he said, "Do you think we should take some bread crumbs?"

One hooker told another, "Guess what! Last night I got a $200 tip!" "200 bucks? What did you have to do for it?" The first one said, "I had this john who wanted oral sex, so I tried the 'Honolulu' on him." "What's a 'Honolulu'?" "Oh, that's when you wait until he's about to come and then you say 'Honolulu' while he's still in your mouth. It makes 'em explode! My john said it was the best he'd ever had and he gave me a $200 tip." A few days later, the first girl saw the other crying, beaten black and blue! "Oh, sweetie, what happened?" she asked. "I don't know. All I did was try your new trick on a john." "And he beat you up? Why? The 'Honolulu' never fails." "Oh, Honolulu," said the other woman. "I knew that it was some island, but I couldn't remember the name." "So what did you say?" "Krakatoa!"

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