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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Definition of a Shotgun Wedding: A case of wife or death.
How can you tell if you're having sex with a teacher or a nurse or an airline stewardess? The teacher says, "Keep doing this until you get it right." The nurse says, "Hold still; this won't hurt a bit." The stewardess says, "Put this over your nose and mouth and breathe normally!"
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