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Summer finally got to Seattle this weekend. 80°! Woohoo! I began to think that we would never turn off the furnace. If you're sweltering like nearly everyone else, here are some sight gags to cool you down.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Never ignore a panhandler who asks you for a dollar for a cup of coffee. Instead, give him a dollar and then follow him to learn who still sells coffee for a dollar!
After an enjoyable eighteen holes, Jim stopped at the clubhouse for a beer before heading home. He struck up a conversation with a ravishing young beauty. They had a couple of drinks, liked each other, and soon she invited him over to her apartment. For hours, they made mad, passionate love. On the way home, Jim's conscience was bothering him, so he decided to be honest with his wife. When he got home, he told her, "Dear, I have a confession. After I played golf this morning, I stopped in the clubhouse for a beer, met a beautiful young lady, went to her apartment, and made love to her for hours. I'm sorry. It won't ever happen again. I hope you'll forgive me." His wife didn't even look up, but just scowled and said, "You lying bastard! You played thirty-six holes again, didn't you?!"
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