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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
It was the salesman's first day on the job selling laundry detergent door-to-door. At the first house, the door was answered by a cute young housewife. "Allow me to demonstrate New Blue Cheer, madam. Loan me your dirtiest article of clothing." She returned moments later with a filthy dishrag. "Here's all you do," he says, demonstrating. "Dip, dip, dip in New Blue Cheer, run it under your nose and it smells clean and clear!" She was amazed, and his first attempt was a success. At the next house, a haggard old fat woman answered his ring. "Allow me to demonstrate New Blue Cheer, madam. Loan me your dirtiest article of clothing." She reached under her dress, removed her filthy panties, and handed them to him. He shuddered but continued, "Now here's all you do: Dip, dip, dip in New Blue Cheer, run it under your nose and... Dip, dip, dip in New Blue Cheer..."
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