[cyberjoke3000] July 30, 2010

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian!

In a small Texas town, the police arrested the local madam and seized her little black book, which listed all her girls. Each officer on the small police force was assigned a group of names and ordered to check them out. After a week, the chief held a meeting. When he called on Detective Summers, Summers replied, "Chief, I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to disqualify myself. One of the ladies I questioned is an eighty-four-year-old so charming that I've fallen in love with her." "Tarnation, boy!" exclaimed the chief. "I'm surprised at you, Summers. You've been a policeman almost all your life -- and here you go, falling for the oldest trick in the book!"

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