Tuesday, July 6, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] July 7, 2010



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Now that you know that audio designers reuse the Wilhem Scream again and again, you may as well know that propmasters also reuse newspapers:
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/06/04/lol-the-reoccurring-prop-newspaper

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Man is woman's best friend. He never stands her up and never lets her down. He reassures her when she's insecure and comforts her after a bad day. He inspires her to do things she never thought she could do, to live without fear and forget regret. He enables her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He makes her feel she's the most beautiful woman in the room and enables her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No, wait. That's wine!

A man stopped at a New Mexico bar for a drink and lit up a cigar. As he drank, he quietly blew some smoke rings. Soon, a local Indian approached him and angrily said, "Listen, pal, stop saying that about me or I'll kick your a$$!"


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