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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Saint Peter was arguing with Satan about baseball when Satan proposed a game, "Let's play on neutral ground; your best players against mine." Saint Peter agreed but added, "You do realize that I have all the best players and coaches?" Satan grinned. "Maybe so, but I've got all the umpires!"
A family was having dinner when the elder son piped up, "You may as well know it: I'm homosexual." His other son chimed in, "Me, too." The father looked at them sternly. "Doesn't anybody like girls anymore?" His daughter smiled. "Me!"
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