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Thanks to Seb Arblaster and many more CyberJokesters, I now know that I and, millions of others, was fooled by yesterday's "HPOA Quits Her Job." You can read the whole story here (unless this is another fake! <grin>):
http://techcrunch.com/2010/08/11/elyse-porterfield/
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
What do you get when you mix PMS and GPS? A crazy bitch who will find you!
A young man in a Corvette yelled at Susie and her friend, "Hey, Susie! How ya doin'?" Susie yelled back, "Hi, Sixty-Four! Doing great. See you later." Susie's friend thought Sixty-Four was an odd name and commented so. Susie explained, "That's because he has six inches, but he's good for four times a night." Later, a guy in a BMW yelled out and Susie yelled back, "Hey, Seventy-Two! How's things?" "Seventy-Two?" asked her friend. Susie explained, "He has seven inches, but he's only good for twice a night." Then a guy rode past on a bicycle and gave Susie a shout. She replied, "Hey, Johnny Walker! How's it going?" When he was out of sight, Susie's friend said, "Wait a minute. I know him. His name isn't Johnny Walker. Johnny Walker is a liquor." Susie replied, "So... you broke my code!"
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