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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Dan came home from work to find a note from his wife reading, "Gone to the store. Be back later." It had been a long time, so he cranked up a porn flick and started flailing away. Just as he was about to climax, his wife walked in, realized what was happening, dropped her grocery bags, ran over and went down on him, finishing him off in spectacular fashion! She got up, collected her groceries, and went on to the kitchen. Dan was stunned. He soon regrouped and headed for the kitchen himself. "Honey, we haven't had sex in a year and today, all of a sudden, you come home and do that? What's happened?!" His wife calmly replied, "I scrubbed the floor this morning and it's easier to brush my teeth than to do that again!"
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