[cyberjoke3000] August 30, 2010

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Definition of "perfect pitch:" When you toss a vuvuzela and it breaks an accordion!

As Noah loaded every animal on the Ark, he announced, "There will be no sex on this trip! Each male must remove his pen¡s and turn it in over there. You'll get a receipt and, once we spot land, it will be returned." After a week, Mr. Rabbit was growing anxious. He told Mrs. Rabbit, "Climb up on my shoulders and look out the porthole. See if you can see any land out there yet!" She did but saw nothing. Another week passed and Mr. Rabbit asked her again. She looked, but could see no land. This went on for weeks until finally Mrs. Rabbit was fed up. "What's wrong with you? He told us it was going to rain for forty days and forty nights. And then, only after the water has drained off will we be able to see land. But do you want me to keep looking?" Mr. Rabbit grinned as he held up a piece of paper. "I got the horse's receipt!"

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