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In answer to my question of yesterday, coincidentally Car & Driver chimed in with an article about "The 10 Best Cars of the Aughties."
http://bit.ly/c1D2Ue
And many Australians weighed in today saying Aughties was common there. But Wikipedia seems to think Noughties:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aughties#Names_for_the_decade
I await the voice of the majority.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A woman asked her husband, a programmer, "Dear, would you please go to the store and buy some bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen." He agreed. A few minutes later he was back, with twelve loaves of bread. The wife was flabbergasted! "Why on Earth did you buy a dozen loaves of bread?" He logically replied, "They had eggs."
Farmer John's son Ruben was none too bright. As Ruben matured, his dad urged him to stay away from "those smart gals and find yourself a dumb one." Ruben nodded agreement. Eventually Ruben got married and, after he returned from his honeymoon, Farmer John asked him, "Well, son, is your new wife as dumb as I told you?" "Dumb!" replied Ruben. "Paw, she's so dumb, on our wedding night, she put her pillow under her a$$ instead of her head!"
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