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CyberJokester Keith Thompson sends along this totally geeky video which demonstrates the workings of various computer sort routines and why some are slower than others (and you know who you are, Mr. Bubble Sort!).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8g-iYGHpEA
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My girlfriend took a pregnancy test last night and the results were positive. When she showed it to me, I asked, "Shall we keep it?" She replied, "What's the point? You can only use them once!"
Little Johnny was in serious trouble, charged with having sex with his hot young schoolteacher. While the crime appeared highly improbable, state's evidence was overwhelming. In desperation, Johnny's female defense attorney went to the witness stand, pulled down Little Johnny's pants, and grabbed his tiny pen¡s for all to see. The lawyer cried, "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, surely you cannot believe that this tiny undeveloped organ is sexually mature?" Shaking with emotion, the attorney continued, "How could this miniature member possibly be capable of even an erection, let alone the rape of a grown woman!" "Careful, babe!" whispered Little Johnny. "Any more shaking and you're gonna lose your case!"
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