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CyberJokester Jyrki Parviainen sends along this funny video of a British man with a penchant for air time. What I want to know is: how did anyone find him in all that footage?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ZyFHPPB4g
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A dying grandmother told her granddaughter, "Dear, I want you to inherit my farm, my villa, my tractor, the farmhouse and all my livestock." "Wow!" said her granddaughter. "Thanks, Grandma. I didn't know you even had all that stuff. Where is it?" Grandma replied, "On Facebook!"
As the trucker came down the hill with a fully-loaded rig, he spied a man and a woman having sex right in the middle of the highway! He blew his air horn, but they didn't move, so he stood on the brakes, stopping mere inches from them. Furious, he yelled from his cab, "Are you crazy? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear my horn? I damned near ran over you!" The man replied with a satisfied look on his face and said, "Look, pal, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. And you were the only one who had brakes!"
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