[cyberjoke3000] August 26, 2010

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A Scottish grocer put a collection box on his counter with a small sign reading, "For the Blind." Charitable customers put in their change. When the box was full, he used the money to buy a new window blind!

Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since high school. They discovered each other on Facebook and arranged to meet for lunch. Rachel arrived first, wearing beige Versace, and ordered a bottle of chilled Chablis. Clare arrived soon thereafter, wearing gray Chanel. Samantha arrived last, wearing a faded Barbour anorak, blue jeans and Wellington boots. They all shared the Chablis. Rachel explained that, after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton with a major in Classical Literature, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms, they live in a 4,000 square foot co-op on Fifth Avenue, with a second home in the hills above Monte Carlo. Susanna, their daughter, attends drama school. Clare related that she graduated from Harvard Med and is now a Consulting Gynecologist. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker, they live in Southampton on Long Island, with a second home in Naples, Florida. Samantha explained that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Ben, to grow their own vegetables and run a tropical bird park in California. Ben can stand five parrots side-by-side, on his willy. Halfway through their third bottle, Rachel finally blurted out her husband wasn't really Tim, his name is Tom and he's a cashier at Wal-Mart, and they live in a small Brooklyn condo. Clare, encouraged by Rachel's honesty, explained that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in Bellevue, they live in Jersey City and their last vacation was at a motel in Orlando. Samantha confessed that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

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