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Watch as Top Gear's Jeremy sets out on a perilous 14-mile, two-town journey in a Reliant Robin, a 3-wheel car from the 1970s that could never have been a good idea!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Why did the blonde nurse carry a red magic marker at work? In case she had to draw blood!
The newlyweds had been warned all week; all their friends kept teasing, "Saturday night you're gonna get what's what!" But, being virgins, neither understood what their friends meant. On their wedding night, they got in bed and she said, "Everyone's been telling me I was going to get 'what's what'. Where is it?" He replied, "I thought you were bringing it. Maybe it's hidden under the bed?" He crawled under the bed, but on his way out, he caught his pajama bottoms on a bedspring, and emerged naked from the waist downwards. She looked at him and cried, "What's that?" He answered, "What's what?" She smiled. "Oh, you tease! You had it all along!"
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