It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
Has it come to this? Next week will mark the eleventh anniversary of CyberJoke 3000™ and, for the first time, I'm out of dirty jokes and nearly out of clean ones! Have I sent out all the jokes there are? I doubt it. But that's the way it looks now. Sure, I could start repeating, but after eleven years without a (purposeful) duplicate, I hate to do that. Why not take some time this week and forward me your favorite jokes. Who knows? Maybe they've never run and we'll all have some new laughs. The next paragraph always makes it easy for you to share. Many of you have told me you enjoy having a smile each morning. Well, if you want it to continue, it's time to pitch in. I need you!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two bass players were hired for a run of Carmen. After a few weeks, they each got an afternoon off to watch a matinee performance from the front of the house. The evening after Joe's break, he tried to tell Moe what to expect. "You know that bit where the music goes 'BOOM, boom, boom, boom... BOOM, boom, boom, boom'? Well, at the same time, there's a guy upstairs singing about a toreador!"
What does Wal-Mart have in common with teenagers? Pants fifty percent off!
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