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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Class, who can spell 'straight'?" Little Johnny's hand shot up and he spelled it perfectly. "Good, John," said his teacher. "Now, what does it mean?" Little Johnny thought a moment. "Without water!"
You know you're getting old when your dreams are dry but your farts are wet.
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