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I've installed a few hinges in my day, but at least the cabinets didn't bleed! Not for the faint of heart, here's a video of a total knee replacement surgery from the perspective of the surgeon's forehead. I found it fascinating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGOspdD25Dw
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Two blokes entered a strange pub and asked the barkeep to settle an argument for them. "Are there two or four pints in a quart?" they asked. "Two pints in a quart," he confirmed. They then moved to a table and, when the waitress asked for their order, told her, "Two pints, please, miss and the bartender's payin'." She looked skeptical. "That cheap bastard? That'd be a first!" One guy yelled to the bartender, "You did say 'two pints,' didn't you?" And the bartender replied, "That's right: two pints!"
Three women were throwing back a few drinks and talking about sex. The first woman said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like him." The second woman said, "I call my husband the miner because he has an incredible shaft." The third woman said nothing. "So? What do you call your husband?" She finally said, "I call him the postman because he delivers late and half the time it's in the wrong box!"
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