Tuesday, February 10, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] February 11, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I've loved and respected Art Tatum's piano playing for years but it's even more astonishing when you can see the notes he improvised written out. Sure, his style is a little dated, but this recording is 82 years old! Man, this guy could play!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu7UP4wdn7I 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man walking through Yuma saw a sign that read, "Good Time Bar -- All Drinks 10¢." Of course he went in. The bartender said, "What'll it be?" He ordered a martini. "That'll be 10¢." The guy can't believe it. He drank up and ordered another. Again, an excellent martini for a measly dime. "Hey, man, these are great martinis. How can you afford to sell them for only a dime?" The bartender responded, "Oh, all my life I wanted to own a bar and last year I hit the lottery. With $125 million, you can serve a lot of cheap drinks!" "Wow! What a story!" he said. Then he noticed a group of old folks at the end of the bar. Not one had a drink. He asked the bartender, "What's up with them?" The bartender replied, "Oh, they're retirees. They're waiting for happy hour when the drinks are half-price!"

 

Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat! 

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