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A teacher said to her fourth grade class, "Today's word is 'contagious.' Who can use 'contagious' in a sentence?" Several hands went up. "Carl?" Carl said, "Mom says to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're 'contagious'." "Good, Carl. Suzi?" Suzi said, "The atmosphere was 'contagious'." "Excellent, Suzi!" The only hand remaining was Little Johnny's. "Yes, John?" she said, warily. Little Johnny said, "Last week, Dad saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence with a tiny little half-inch paintbrush and Dad said, 'It's gonna take that 'contagious' to finish that fence!"
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