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Sign Outside A Bar: "No Hipsters! Don't come in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, your sawdust bedding ...no, wait. I meant 'hamsters.' No Hamsters!"
A famous painter, in the prime of her career, was losing her eyesight. She hunted until she found the best ophthalmologist in the country. After several delicate surgeries, her eyesight was saved. Grateful, she vowed that her first work with her repaired vision would be especially for her ophthalmologist. When she finished it, she held a press conference to unveil the work of art. When the huge canvas was uncovered, most of it was 20-foot-wide eyeball. A reporter asked the ophthalmologist, "Well, doctor? What do you think?" The ophthalmologist responded, "I'm just glad I'm not a gynecologist!"
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