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[cyberjoke3000] February 3, 2015



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I asked a North Korean, "How are things there?" He replied, "I can't complain!"

 

While leading a Girl Scout troop through the woods in silent "Indian fashion," the troop leader suddenly entered a clearing where a young couple was 69ing. "Back up, girls!" cried the leader, but she was too slow. Several girls saw it all. "What are they doing?" they asked. She stammered, "Well, er... if you must know, they were practicing a new form of artificial respiration." The eldest girl piped up. "I know what's going to be my next merit badge!" 


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