Tuesday, February 24, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] February 25, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Steve York sends along this compilation of Zach King's funny, creative vines. Here are his best 6-second wonders from 2014:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My only chance to ever have a smoking hot body is cremation!

 

Lord Grantham was in the study when the butler approached. "What is it, Carson?" he asked. "May I ask you a question, m'lord?" "Of course." "I found a word in the Times crossword puzzle on which I am not clear: aplomb." "Carson, I believe that means self-assurance, complete composure." "Thank you, m'lord. But could you give an example?" "Of course. Do you recall when the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge spent the weekend with us?" "Certainly, m'lord. I remember the occasion well." "Yes," continued Lord Grantham, "do you remember when Wills plucked a rose for Kate in the rose garden?" "I was present there, m'lord." "A thorn deeply embedded itself in his thumb. The Duchess removed it and bandaged his thumb with her silk handkerchief. Do you remember the next morning, at breakfast, when you poured coffee for her ladyship?" "Of course, sir." "Kate loudly inquired of Wills, 'Darling, does your pr¡ck still throb?' and you, Carson, did not spill a single drop of coffee. That, my dear Carson, is aplomb!" 

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