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[cyberjoke3000] February 23, 2015



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Early one winter, Ole asked Lena to walk across the frozen cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer. "Okay, but I'll need money." "Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stokey won't mind." Lena, being a good wife, walked across the ice and got Ole's smokes and beer. As she put them on the table, she said, "Ole, ya always tell me never to run a tab at Stokey's so why didn't cha just gimme the cash?" Ole replied, "Well, Lena, I weren't sure how thick the ice was!"

 

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