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Two whales walked into a bar. One said, "Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh." The other whale said, "Shut up, Steve. You're drunk!"
Little Johnny came into the kitchen and said excitedly, "Hey, Mom! We're getting a cat!" Mom looked puzzled. "Where did you hear that?" "Dad." "What? No. Your father hates cats. I don't believe it." Little Johnny shrugged. "Out in the garage, I heard him tell his buddy that, later tonight, he was going out to get a little pussy!"
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