Sunday, December 13, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] December 14, 2015



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My downstairs neighbors are loud and obnoxious. Now I now how Canada feels.

A man teed off with a terrible slice and watched his ball fly through the trees into the next fairway, striking a woman squarely in the head and knocking her out cold. He ran back into the clubhouse, yelling for a doctor. A man at the bar said, "I'm a doctor. What's wrong?" He explained. The doctor asked, "Where did you hit her?" "Between the first and second holes." "Oh, man," said the doctor, shaking his head, "that doesn't leave much room for stitches!" 


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