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My goal for 2016 is to accomplish the goals of 2015 which I should have done in 2014 because I promised to do them in 2013 after planning them in 2012.
A young boy announced, "I want many wives. One to cook for me, one to read to me, one to walk with me, one to sing for me, one to bathe me." His mother smiled. "I guess that means I won't have to help you to sleep." The boy quickly said, "Oh, no, Mommy! I still want you to put me to bed." His mother's eyes filled with tears. "My sweet son! But then who will sleep with all your wives?" The boy said, "They can sleep with Daddy!" Now it was Dad's turn to tear up. "My sweet son!"
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