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Eric Wing just posted "Why We Loved Sierra Games" and, if you too enjoyed Sierra games back in the day, you should watch it. He compares all the old games to the 2015 King’s Quest. He calls it "An Opinionated Review by a crotchety Sierra fan who remembers 1984." I call it great nostalgia and a fond look back at different time in gaming.
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A woman, awaiting , the results of her throat culture, sat in the doctor's waiting room for a long time, her legs crossed, reading a magazine. When it was her turn, she stood up to go in and she discovered her leg had fallen asleep. She limped and staggered to the door past two elderly ladies, who sympathetically watched her pained progress. Then, two minutes later, she walked back into the waiting room, her stride completely normal. One old lady nudged the other and said, "See, Myrtle? I told you he was a good doctor!"
Some women were chatting in the locker room. One noted that, while there were many terms for male masturbation, there were no common terms for female masturbation. One lady offered, "I call it 'jilling off'." "But that's just a feminized 'jacking off,'" said another. "You're right. We really don't have any good slang terms for it." The fourth woman snorted. "After twenty years of marriage, I know what I call it: finishing the job!"
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