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My 60-year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 200 pounds I've gained!
A construction worker high up on a building needed a handsaw. He tried yelling at a co-worker on the ground, but the guy couldn't hear him. "I'll try sign language," he thought. He pointed to his eye, then to his knee, and then made a sawing motion. ("I knee-d handsaw.") The co-worker nodded, pulled down his pants, and began masturbating. Obviously failing to communicate, the guy headed down to the ground. "What's the deal, man? I said, 'I need a handsaw'." The other guy said, "I got it. I told you, 'I'm coming'!"
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