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CyberJokester Jyrki Parviainen sends along this touching commercial that brought a smile to my face. I bet it will to your face, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daip9S4piP4
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
My wife says I'm insensitive and never get her Christmas presents. I bet she'll be surprised this year when she opens her Miss Piggy sweat suit!
Little Johnny climbed up on Santa's lap. Santa put his finger on Johnny's nose and said, "I bet your name is J, O, H, N." Little Johnny's eyes lit up and he asked, "How'd you know that?" Santa touched Johnny's nose again and said, "And I bet for Christmas you want a B, I, K, E." Little Johnny asked, "How'd you know that?" Santa replied, "Because Santa knows everything." Little Johnny said, "I bet Santa likes G, I, R, L, S." Santa said, "Why, yes, I do. How'd you know that?" Little Johnny said, "Because your finger smells like P, U, S, S, Y!"
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