Monday, December 14, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] December 15, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

This past weekend was the centennial of Frank Sinatra’s birth. He, more than anyone else, injected passion and pain to male singing. Don’t believe me? Here's a playlist of 244(!) YouTube videos to prove it.

http://bit.ly/1M9RGlC
And here Frank's drummer tells the story of his final few concerts:
http://bit.ly/1TIBD3T

 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A Marine wrote his mother and mentioned that his platoon was suffering severe discipline since "the Sarge found some dirty magazines in our barracks." His mother wrote back, saying "I think it's nice that the Marines are against porn." Her son explained, "Mom, 'dirty magazines' means our rifle clips aren't clean enough!"

Some things never change. I recently hired a temp to fill in while my secretary was on maternity leave. Negotiating her wages, I asked what she expected. She replied, "Well, I need at least five hundred a week." I said, "I'll give you that much with pleasure." She shook her head and said, "Oh, no. With pleasure, it's gotta be a thousand!" 


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