Tuesday, December 22, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] December 23, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Jeffrey Flagg sends along this commercial that will never be seen on American TV: "Even Santa Poops."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9TTz3R5SmI 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Wonderful Life" Updated for 2015: "Look, Daddy! Teacher says every time the opening bell rings, Wall Street gets a bonus!”

Things That Sound Dirty On Christmas, But Aren't: Did you get any under the tree? I think your balls are hanging too low. Check out Rudolph's honker! Santa's sack is really bulging. Lift up the skirt so I can get a good look. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy. From here you can't tell if they're real or fake. Can I interest you in some dark meat? To get it to stand up straight, try propping it up against the wall! 


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