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A word about passwords: get a password manager. I've used Roboform for 10+ years and love it. Lastpass and KeePass are also good, as are many others. Just pick one and then use it! Here's what not to do:
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2498092,00.asp
And here PCMag compares free password managers:
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2475964,00.asp
And here they compare paid managers:
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2407168,00.asp
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A Blizzard of Lies: Your check is in the mail. I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Your luggage is checked through. We only have two left in stock. I'll get right back to you. Of course I'll respect you in the morning. It's just a standard form. Tomorrow without fail. You don't look a day over 40. Pleased to meet you. I'm going to move out of the dorm and into an apartment so I can have quiet when I study. You may have won a prize. Thanks a lot. It's delicious but I can't eat another bite. Won't wrinkle, shrink or peel. Your secret's safe with me. Yes, we have new ownership but everything's going to remain the same. I promise to take care of a puppy, Mom. Strictly by the book. What's fair is fair. Your hair looks great. This is a real good deal. I'll be right there. I know how to get there. We'll send someone right out. Now this won't hurt a bit. He's in a meeting. No need to put it in writing; you have my word. That coat's a perfect fit. Strictly fresh today. We'll keep your name on file. Service with a smile.
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