It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
This week, a solar eclipse began on March 9 and finished on March 8. Truly. The moon’s shadow first touched the Pacific on Wednesday morning local time and then crossed the international date line to where it was Tuesday afternoon! Odd, eh?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A photon checked into a hotel. The clerk asked, "Do you need help with your luggage?" The photon replied, "No, thanks. I'm travelling light."
"Doctor, my husband is constantly complaining about my body odor. Can you help me?" "Perhaps," the doctor answered. "Do you wash yourself regularly?" "Of course." "Exactly how?" "Well, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible." The doctor responded, "I think you should go home and wash your possible!"
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