Thursday, March 3, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] March 4, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

If you don't subscribe to "Bad Lip Reading's" YouTube channel, maybe their latest will convince you to: "Ted Cruz -- Bad Lip Reading!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY

And if you haven't seen their take on the first Republican debate, it's hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGlBv8Z3NU

As are the Democrats:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_yxGsWHx9o

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Give me six more boxes of mothballs, please," said the old man to the hardware store clerk. The clerk was surprised. "But you bought six boxes just yesterday!" The old guy replied, "I know, but my aim ain't what it used to be!"

"I broke up with Debbie," Tom told his friend. "Why?" "She told me she was bisexual." "And that bothers you that much?" Tom said, "Hell, yeah! Who wants sex just twice a year?!" 


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