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If you haven't been following Google's Boston Dynamics robotics works, they recently posted a video of their latest model, Atlas. It's worth a look to see the current state of the art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY
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I asked the librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cats. She said it rang a bell but wasn't sure if it was there or not.
A champion snooker player got married and on the first night of his honeymoon exited the bathroom to find his new wife lying provocatively on the bed, wearing the scantiest negligee. Naked, with a stiff erection, he didn't say a word, but simply stood there, staring at his new bride, while chalking the end of his pen¡s. This went on for quite a while until, moist with excitement and shaking with anticipation, she removed her negligee and spread her legs wide, urging him to take her. But he just continued chalking his throbbing member. Finally, she screamed, "For God's sake, man, what are you waiting for?" He blew the loose chalk dust off, smiled and said, "I'm trying to decide whether to go for the tight brown or the easy pink!"
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