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A father took his seven-year-old son to the zoo. As they viewed the animals, his son pointed and said, "Look, Dad. There's a frickin' lion!" "What did you say?" asked his astonished father. "It's a frickin' lion!" People stared. Unsure how to respond, he asked, "Son, where did you come up with that?" The little boy replied, "It's on that sign. See, Dad?" and he pointed to the sign on the fence reading, "African Lion."
What They Say (And What They Mean): I'll give you a call. (You'll never see me again.) I have something to tell you. (Get tested.) I'm a Romantic. (I'm poor.) Trust me. (I'm cheating on you.) I love you. (You're a good lay.) I think we should just be friends. (You're ugly.) Haven't I seen you before? (Nice ass.) Did you come? (Because I didn't.) I want a commitment. (I'm tired of my dildo.) I want to make love to you. (Let's f*¢k.) Was it good for you? (I'm insecure about my manhood.) We need to talk. (I'm pregnant.) I had a great time last night. (What's your name again?) I've been thinking about you a lot. (You're not as cute as when I was drunk.) I've learned a lot from you. (Next!) I think we should see other people. (I've been seeing other people.) Let's get married. (Now can we f*¢k?) We don't have to do anything until you're ready. (Put out or get out.) It's time to express our love. (I want head.) I still think about you. (I miss the sex.) Is there something wrong? (It's soft.) You're so mature. (I hope you're eighteen.) "Yes... yes... YES!" (Hope you're done too.)
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