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I smiled at the woman sitting beside me on the flight and told her how beautiful she was. She said, "Tell me something I don't know." So I asked her if she wanted to discuss quadratic formulae!
The U.S.S.R. schoolteacher held up a brick and asked her class, "What does this brick make you think of?" Boris raised his hand. "I think of the heroic toilers who build Communism using such bricks." "Very good, Boris. Svetla? What do you think of?" "I remember our noble forefathers who used bricks as weapons on the barricades during the Revolution." "Very good, Svetla. And now you, Peter." "I think of pussy." "What? Why would you think of that when I specifically showed you a brick?" "Teacher, that's all I ever think about!"
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