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Wish your phone had longer battery life? The NY Times has some tips about extending it and then busts some myths about things that don't help.
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One I was indecisive but now I'm not so sure.
Things You Can Say To Both Toddlers And Drunks: You can't nap here; go to your bed. Don't eat food from strangers. Don't touch your private parts in public. Pee in toilets, not in the street. Keep your finger out of your nose. Put on your pants. Don't put that in your mouth. Yes, these are boobies, but we don't touch them. Stop asking me for money. Use your inside voice. Stop staring at me. Keep your hands to yourself. Wash your hands. Why are you holding yourself there; do you need to pee?
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