Tuesday, March 15, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] March 16, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

You’ve probably seen the "reaction" videos where someone sees something with which they’re unfamiliar. Here they are confronted with a real challenge: Windows 95!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ucCxtgN6sc 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Little Johnny raised his hand just before the minister started his sermon. "Yes, John? What is it?" Little Johnny said, "If I give my money now, can I leave?"

A man who really cared about his body looked in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his member. He decided he simply must be perfect. So he went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand, except for his untanned part, which he left uncovered. Two sweet little old ladies, walking along the beach, saw it. One moved it around with her cane and remarked to her friend, "It's not fair. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I begged for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach ...and I'm too old to squat!" 


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