[cyberjoke3000] August 12, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Ever seen a guy change the front tire on a motorcycle? While doing a wheelie? You've got to see this to believe it!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

It's morning in the Big Forest and the Bear Family was just waking up. Baby Bear went downstairs, sat in his small chair at the table, looked into his small bowl, and was shocked to see: it was empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?!" he squeaked. Daddy Bear sat in his big chair at the table, looked into his big bowl, and was shocked to see: it was empty, too! "Who's been eating my porridge?!" he roared. Mommy Bear leaned in from the kitchen and said, "How many times do we have to go through this? I haven't made the porridge yet!"

My mother loved to party. I came home one day after school and found her, wasted out of her mind, riding the lawn mower. His name was Rafael!

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