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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Peter approached his teacher's desk, holding his report card. "If I were you," he said, "I'd change this 'F' while you still can." "Oh, really?" asked his teacher. "Why is that?" "Because my daddy told me that if I brought home one more failing report card, somebody was going to get a beating!"
Little Johnny saw his mother in the shower and asked about "down there." She decided to give him a short anatomy lesson. "Johnny, this is where you came from." The next day at school, Little Johnny insisted his friends call him, "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" asked one. Little Johnny held his fingers apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd!"
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