It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
CyberJokester Wolfpack sends along two videos, "The Turkey Rap:"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26hjrwN_bg4
and the second, "The Turkey Hunt:"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYYuqJNJv-g&NR=1
Enjoy them both!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Remember: no matter how good a woman looks, some guy somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her crap!
A fly, resting on a leaf near a lake one hot summer day, thought, "If I go down just three inches, I could feel the mist from the water and be refreshed." A fish below him thought, "If that fly goes down just three inches, I could eat him." A bear on the shore thought, "If that fish jumps for that fly, I could eat him." A hunter, preparing to eat a cheese sandwich, thought, "If that bear exposes himself just a little more, I could shoot him." A mouse by the hunter's foot thought, "If that hunter shoots that bear, he'll drop his cheese sandwich." A cat lurking in the bushes thought, "If that mouse grabs that cheese sandwich, then I can grab him." The fly was so warm that he headed down for the cooling mist, the fish swallowed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the mouse grabbed the cheese sandwich, and the cat jumped for the mouse. The mouse ducked and the cat fell into the water and drowned. The moral of the story? Anytime a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is in danger!
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