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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Did you hear about the aging Godfather? He made an offer he couldn't remember!
Buying Paint From A Hardware Store: Customer: "How much is paint?" Clerk: "We have regular quality for $12 a gallon and premium for $18. How many gallons would you like?" Customer: "Give me five gallons of regular quality, please." Clerk: "Great. That'll be $60 plus tax." Buying Paint From An Airline: Customer: "Hi, how much is your paint?" Clerk: "Well, sir, that depends." Customer: "On what?" Clerk: "Actually, many things." "What's your average price?" "Wow, that's a hard question. Our lowest price is $9 a gallon and we have 150 other prices up to $200 a gallon." "What's the difference?" "Oh, there's no difference; it's all the same paint." "Well, then, give me 5 gallons of the $9 paint." "When do you intend to use it?" "Tomorrow, on my day off." "Sir, tomorrow's paint is $200." "What? Well, when would I have to paint to get the $9 paint?" "In three weeks, but you will also have to agree to start painting before Friday of that week and continue painting until at least Sunday evening." "You've got to be kidding!" "Sir, we don't kid. Let me see if we have any of that paint available before I sell it to you." "Why? I can see you have shelves full of it." "Just because you can see it, doesn't mean we have it. It may be the same paint, but we sell only a certain number of gallons any given weekend. Oops. The price just went up to $12." "The price went up while we were talking?!" "Yes, sir. You see, we change prices and rules thousands of times a day, and since you haven't actually walked out of the store with your paint yet, we just decided to change. And unless you want the same thing to happen again, I suggest you get on with your purchase. How many gallons do you want?" "I don't know. Probably five gallons. Or maybe I should buy six just to be sure." "Oh, no, sir. You can't do that. If you buy paint and don't use it, you're liable for penalties and possible confiscation of the paint you already have." "What?" "Yes, we can sell you enough paint to do your kitchen, bathroom, hall and north bedroom, but if you stop painting before you do the bedroom, you'll be in violation of our tariffs." "But why do you care if I use all my paint? I paid for it!" "Sir, there's no point in getting upset; that's the way it is." "This is crazy! I'm going somewhere else to buy my paint." "Don't bother, sir. We all have the same rules. Thank you for painting with our airline!"
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