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Love Making Tips For Seniors: Wear your glasses to be sure your partner is actually in the bed. Set a timer in case you doze off. Set the mood with lighting: turn them all off! Before you begin, put 911 on your speed dial. Write partner's name on your hand in case you forget. Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. Make all the noise you want... the neighbors are deaf too. Don't even think about trying it twice. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her.
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