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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Imagine a world without men: no crime and lots of happy fat women!
An obviously drunk man entered a saloon, staggered to the bar, sat down on a stool, belched, and ordered a drink. The bartender politely informed him, "I'm sorry, sir, but it looks like you've had plenty to drink already. I can't serve you anything more, but I could call you a cab." The drunk was surprised, grumbled, climbed off the stool, and staggered out the front door. A few minutes later, he came in the side door of the bar, wobbled up to the bar, and ordered a drink. The bartender politely but more firmly refused him service again. "But I'll be glad to call a cab for you." The drunk cursed and headed out the side door, grumbling and shaking his head. A few minutes later, the same guy staggered in the back door and tried again. The bartender emphatically reminded him that he was clearly drunk, would not be served, and if he didn't want a cab, he'd be happy to call the police instead. The surprised drunk just stared at the bartender. "Dude! How many bars do you work at?!"
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