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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other. They finally got married and had a little sweet potato, which they called "Yam." When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed and get a bad name for herself like "Hot Potato" and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a Rotten Potato out of her. On the other hand, she didn't intend to stay home and become a Couch Potato. She got plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins. And she was careful to avoid those hard-boiled guys from
A man sat on a train across from a gorgeous blonde wearing a tiny mini-skirt. Although he tried, he just couldn't stop staring at her thighs. As the train rocked, he realized she wasn't wearing underwear. She noticed his eyes and asked, "Are you looking up my skirt?" "Yes, I am," he admitted. "I'm sorry. I'll stop." "Oh, it's alright," she replied. "I'm actually quite talented down there. Here, watch this: I'll make it blow you a kiss." Sure enough, it blew him a kiss. "Wow. What else can you do?" "I can make it wink at you." Sure enough, it winked at him. "Would you like to sit over here?" she asked, patting the seat beside her. He moved over. She asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, the man replied, "What?! It can whistle, too?"
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