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Seattle jazz great Bill Anschell wrote some of my favorite humor pieces, including "How Jazz Works," and "The Jazz Jam Session Primer." Now he's created "Careers in Jazz," which may be even funnier. It's only funny because it's true!
http://allowe.com/Humor/Book/Careers%20in%20Jazz.htm
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A lawyer, a teacher, and a garbage collector arrived at the Pearly Gates together. Saint Peter told them, "In order to get into Heaven, you must each answer one question." He asked the teacher, "What was the most famous ship to crash into an iceberg?" The teacher answered quickly, "The Titanic." Saint Peter opened the gates and let him in. He decided his first question was too easy, so he asked the garbage collector, "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately, the trash man had just seen the movie, and answered, "One thousand, two hundred and twenty-eight." Saint Peter said, "That's right!" and he opened the Pearly Gates. Then he turned to the lawyer. "Name them!"
What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo.
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